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Friday, December 22, 2006

Today: sending limousines for Hitler.

Last working day before Christmas. Hooray! Finishing work three hours early. Double hooray!

The washing machine broke yesterday but the man came and fixed it this morning. Bravo! My boss gave me a bottle of wine. Blimey! My shoes are not too good for walking on icy paths but I didn’t fall over. Fortunate! I’m going to the Uplands Tavern to drink beer with Rhys tonight. Boozey!

I had a dream not so long ago about Port Sault cheese in which I said to the world at large “Port Salut Cheese is not that cheap” and it is in fact not that cheap. Expensive! But that did not stop me from buying a nice big piece of it yesterday to treat myself with. Indulgent!

I think that I have taken this joke far enough for today, although I am feeling unfulfilled so I may have to conduct all my conversations at the pub tonight like this. Risky! Maybe I should apply it to everything I say from know on? Excessive! Or maybe not. Prudent!