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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Larvel Stage

My new idea for a rock venue - the Larvel Stage, a venue constructed out of immature insects. It would be a rocking and writhing old time!

A bit like that bit in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, you know the bit in the tunnel. Only it would be young and foolish, all the bugs would be getting pissed on cheap cider and snogging spotty boys and girls in braces.

Yes, that is exactly what would happen.


Frictionless drums said...

So it would be different from current venues in that it had lower overheads. Bugs don't enjoy good eating, they enjoy rotten cabbage, which it turns out i have some of in my fridge.

Mr Frictionless said...

You can bet someone would walk in the door, have one look and turn to their companion and say:

"Its a bit grubby."

I zzzzank yoww.

Frictionless drums said...