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Wednesday, December 08, 2004


In the event of a sudden loss of power, try to stay calm and do not pass urine before seeing the doctor.

I sat in a waiting room watching a fan swing backwards and forwards. And it made a delightful farting noise each time it went to the left. I knew a vicar like that, he was an avid billiards player and spent several years in the Sudan, teaching Dervishes how to make love in a way that was acceptable in the eyes of God.

Strange the people you meet in the home counties. They won't tell you this in school, but all Tories who sit on Parish Councils, or the local PTA, keep tigers for the express purpose of breeding them with their daughter's ponies.

Bet you can't prove I'm wrong. NEXT!

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