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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Thank God I don't have fun anymore!

I have learned few things in my life. Of these few things only a small proportion can be classed as useful.

I would say that the one piece of wisdom I possess is this:

"Never ever joke about anything, ever."

Each joke I have ever made, every flippant comment, every cheeky aside, is out there waiting to come back and bite me in the arse. This weekend I had another pigeon come home to roost.

I had recently been approached to play bass for a local singer of some renown who had wanted me to play for her for a while. I said I would give it a go, not knowing that at some time in the mists of time I had told her drummer that I "only played jazz", which of course is a big throbbing lie, a joke, a laugh, a bit of what I once thought was "fun".

So I did not get the gig, because I had been stupid enough to be mucking around one day when I should have been behaving myself, and the drummer did not want some bloke in the band who "only plays jazz."

Of course nowadays I never joke about anything. I am always deadly serious. Honest.

1 comment:

Mr Frictionless said...

Yes, that's about right. An idiot could take offence at it, so you've pitched it nicely.

Gold Star!