I assume you kiss with tongues?

We have another Frictionless Man! The disease must be spreading. Have a lookee here:

http://www.somesort.blogspot.com/

I wonder where in the world he is?

He quite rightly pointed out that the Frictionless Man would have difficulty holding instruments, which is a very valid point. Of course he was not to know that we all use polyurethane instruments, utilizing static electricity to hold them in place.

Contributes to the charged atmosphere at gigs....

I'm sorry, that really stank didn't it?