The website draws closer! I know this because I witnessed money changing hands last night. Although no one actually mentioned why it was changing hands to me.....I think they said it near me, which is good enough isn't it. I wasn't paying attention again.
So I've been doing some writing for it, the front page and a little information about myself. On the other hand I could just nick Gore Vidal's piece from Wikipedia. He was on Radio 4 on the Today program this morning, talking to John Humprhys. I wonder if John has been tempted to interview himself over his recent slip up? If I were him I'd be calling me up all the time trying to get an interview. But I wouldn't give me one because I don't trust my integrity as a journalist. I'd probably just misquote myself for the sake of cheap sensationalism.
Fric Vox: So what are you doing?
Fric Vox: I was just having something to eat and then I was going to watch television. The Water Babies is on.
Frictionless Vocals reveals horrific truth: I eat babies!
I can see it now. What a wanker.
Talking of wankers I see they've started selling pencil cases with the Playboy bunny on to kids in WHSmiths. And they're selling like hot cakes. Hot-porn cakes. I wonder if Razzle will get in on the act? Or maybe Raider? Hang on, I see it now: Big Ones!
2 comments:
'But muuuuuuuuuum i want the lesbian pencil case' 'you'll have the cum shot and be damned grateful'
I said it right to your face you ignoramus I said 'so i'll need the money for the server this week, infact i can drop it off on my way back' and you said, 'yeah excellent, but i have just smoked some of my good friends herbal remedies and may immediately forget i agreed to give you money' that's all true apart form the last bit which was more implied than actually said.
Yeah, ok. You might have said it to my face but my soul was not sufficently engaged. Next time ask me some questions to make I'm paying attention. Or maybe put all the things you need to tell me in an informative leaflet, with pictures and contact details.
It's not my fault! Jesus made me do it!
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